Random+News+for+Kids

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 * Today I interviewed:** a bottle of coke!
 * Coke Bottle:** meh. I'm in a bad, bad mood today
 * Me:** why, Mr coke bottle?
 * CB:** Well, my girlfriend, the Sprite bottle, got killed today...
 * Me:** Oh, dear! What happened?
 * CB:** Well, some nincompoop threw her in a recycling bin a week ago and she got recycled into a jacket today. BOO HOO!
 * Me:** um...oh...how do i put this.....I WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED HER! SORRY!
 * CB:** YOU! (Jumps on me)
 * Me:** Oh no!
 * Well, here's a picture:**